It is the first episode of The Charlie Arc. This can't happen! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? ...And see? The heat of the moment shone in your eyes Kenny dies from laughing at Scott's antics. ...Alright, alright, we got a deal. Kenny can't die!! "Morning Train (9 to 5)" • Exact script from the scene from South Park season five: Kenny Dies. [Kenny strikes a match and lights the dung, which yields a nice fire] Stan, Kyle: Alright! You okay? General Trivia Images Script "Charlie" is a Threadbare South Park fanfiction written and published on FanFiction.Net. Come on, Jack, you gotta be able to offer me more than that. Make believe like everything's okay?! This whole time, you were just using Kenny's illness to lift the ban on stem cell research so you could sell your stupid fetuses? Country singer Kenny Rogers dies at 81 The American singer "passed away peacefully at home from natural causes under the care of hospice … And we would scream together songs unsung In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research. [suddenly grins and covers the receiver with his right hand] That's a joke [removes his hand from the receiver] ...A hundred ten. ...Okay, hi Randy, yeah. Children, Kenny has been diagnosed with a... terminal disease. ...These are killer shrimp, Gary, your customers are gonna love 'em. 1 Kenny Dies. The script of the episode reveals … Right now, a lot of stem cells come from the tissue of aborted fetuses-. [three Congressmen perform the following: two leg slaps and a clap], And incidents arose from circumstance? He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself. I'm gonna see my friend, because he needs me right now. Meanwhile, the boys find out that Kenny has been diagnosed with a terminal disease, which while not named in the show is confirmed to be muscular dystrophy. Directed by Claude Gagnon. Hells Pass Hospital, Images • I swear it to you! Kind of lazy story telling in my opinion. I brought them all the way down here already! Hello. "On the Road Again" • However, the town brings him back to life, leaving him in a persistent vegetative state. One look from you and I would fall from grace. So Kenny, if you could have ONE wish, what would it be? ...Good bye. I don't need you assholes! Kenny's my fr-f-f-friend. We got you a present: it's a Gobo fighter. It aired on December 5, 2001.. We'll be right outside if you need us, Kenny. shone in your eyes, Kenny McCormick • To build another Shake's it would be better to use lumber. Breakin' 'em. W.T.F., the latest Season 13 episode, is South Park's fair and sometimes hilarious take on the WWE. As Kyle beats Cartman up for being so cold-hearted, Stan ends the episode by saying "I wasn't Kenny's worst f-f-friend! Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Here's one from Butters. Madonna • This young man has some new fetuses for research. Just so they could put a popular familiar face back in the game they retconned his death. The stem cells from your fetus could help save his life. He even considers himself Kenny's worst friend. Kenny Dies. Watch Episode. I'm going to go take the boys to go see him at the hospital, Eric. ...Yes, I realize there's a ban on stem-cell research, but I've got thirty-some-odd human fetuses in my backyard! Well, so then, if the stem cells are placed nest to s Shakey's Pizza, they would become another Shakey's Pizza! In keeping with Matt Stone's wishes, I moved the Kenny's Wisdom (Kenny Dies)link here and will say that I post my best guesses on what Kenny says, so they are not authoritative, just informational. Kenny Kirkland is a budding disc jockey and Master of Ceremonies, and his younger brother, Lee (Robert Taylor), is a hardcore b-boy who dances with Beat Street Breakers (the New York City Breakers). ...Alright, I'll call you back. Oh. You've had that cough a while, Kenny. Alright, Cartman! Stan knows what this means - Kyle says he just stopped breathing, and it was over. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. I was for sure though he died there. Why can't God take someone else's f-f-friend? [a cow near them drops five pellets and walks off] Stan [all three rush to the new dung] Oh dude, there goes one. There's a pretty brave kid fighting for his life in the hospital right now, doctor. I'm afraid the government has just put a ban on stem-cell research. ...Yeah, I called earlier about the stem cells and the fetuses? Extras • Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research. Link: Portal:Scripts — South Park Wiki 1 Pilots (1992-1995) 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 (1997-1998) 2.2 Season 2 (1998-1999) 2.3 Season 3 (1999-2000) 2.4 Season 4 (2000) 2.5 Season 5 (2001) 2.6 Season 6 (2002) 2.7 Season 7 (2003) 2.8 Season 8 (2004) 2.9 Season 9 (2005) 2.10 Season 10 (2006) 2.11 Season 11 (2007) 2.12 Season 12 (2008) 2.13 Season 13 (2009) 2.14 Season 14 (2010) 2.15 Season … Kind of lame and lazy. [more Congressmen perform the moves], One thing led to another; we were young [everyone does the moves, and the result is thunderous] My name is Eric Cartman and I live in Colorado. Yeah. But before a cell is designated as a toenail cell or a pancreas cell, it's what we call a stem cell. They, they can make him better. ...Oh Randy, you're breaking my balls here. The researcher recommends using lumber for that second idea. Breakin' my balls, Chuck. Yeah. Yeah, he ah knew you'd say that, too, so he said t'say, uh, up your ass, Jew. The cows around them are grazing: Stan: Well that burned a long time. When their paths ultimately cross, the course of history is changed forever as seen in this mesmerizing film about the assassination of JFK - … Shakey's Pizza • Kenny and Cartman. One thing I said that I would never do. We travel the country given special little boys and girls like you their biggest wish. Stand in that room and keep making small talk?! "On the Road Again" • Doctor, can you tell me exactly how stem cells work? We're not going to the abortion clinic. The daughter of Australian sporting legends Lisa Curry and Grant Kenny has died. We really coulda helped a lot of people. Kenny has met the Reaper enough times to make game material, but he's never gone out like this. The House of Representatives committee then lifts the ban after Cartman sings "Heat of the Moment". South Park. Your... your friend is terminally ill, and that means.. Well son,... th- that means he's going to be going to heaven soon. "Morning Train (9 to 5)" • With this information, Cartman realizes that the SCR might also be used to help Kenny recover from his illness. Do you understand? Cartman is supposed to live forever, but Kenny is called recursively and should die after 3 seconds. 'And that would wipe the smile right from my face. ...What kind of price you payin' for shrimp? Kennyis deliberately killed by heaven's occupants after becoming master of the PSP in order for him to save them. I know! The heat of the moment As the funeral takes place, though, Cartman comes rushing in and drags Stan and Kyle out of the ceremony, explaining that they have to see the "miracle" that's just occurred. Well, I guess we can always... just make another one. I don't know what it is. Guess what I have sitting in my back yard? ...Oh you're breaking my balls- I, I'll think about it. You didn't die for nothing. He's real sick. And when the writers realized they were out of original ideas for killing Kenny, he went to the chopping block. Alright! The story is written in the form of a script and is approximately the length of a half-hour South Park episode. [walks over to Kenny with his arms open] Don't worry, Kenny. Stan, however, is too upset to be near Kenny in his state and refuses to even visit him. Oh well, I suppose, if it can help others. Bosnod Medical Group? In other words, if a little boy was dying from a muscular disease, the stem cells could become new muscle tissue. And you'd have your own Shakey's Pizza where you didn't have to charge yourself to eat! Look, however hard you think it for you, it's a lot harder for him! You see this rat? Well, no, there's nothing here from Stan, but, well, Stan's gonna come and see you real soon, I bet, Kenny. ", At the funeral, Stan's melancholia has set back in. Unplanned Parenthood Clinic • Too many people were upset about using aborted fetal tissue for a study. Kyle [to Kenny] 'K go! We thought you might wanna come. Cartman is supposed to live forever, but Kenny is called recursively and should die after 3 seconds. We don't know where Cartman is, Ms. Choksondik! Unfortunately, Kenny's hospital room is empty, and the teddy bear he was given is on the floor, seemingly holding onto the unmade bed Kenny slept in. Oh, right, the fetuses. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. Is this the University of Colorado Biology Department? The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Oh, isn't that nice? Oh. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power. The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. When Kenny is … They don't think so, Stanley. Shakey's Pizza • That's what hospitals are for. The episode begins in an abortion clinic. And so, we will all miss Kenny, his playful laughter, his innocent smile. I I'm gonna find a cure for you. I can sell these fetuses all on my own! Plot Kenny … Kyle tells Cartman to move on, but he is determined to get revenge. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ...You're breaking my balls, Randy. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, because uh, there's a little boy dying in a hospital right now who sure could use that baby more than you could. Huh, Stan? Kyle: Yeah, that was pretty good. Oh plehease! You've got lots of friends, don't you Kenny? Oh, and what do you know about stem cells?! 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